From Reuters (Tokyo):

A Japanese man who was mystified when food kept disappearing from his kitchen, set up a hidden camera and found an unknown woman living secretly in his closet, Japanese media said Friday.

The 57-year-old unemployed man of Fukuoka in southern Japan called police Wednesday when the camera sent pictures to his mobile phone of an intruder in his home while he was out on Wednesday, the Asahi newspaper said on its Website.

Officers rushed to the house and found a 58-year-old unemployed woman hiding in an unused closet, where she had secreted a mattress and plastic drink bottles, the Asahi said. Police suspect she may have been there for several months, the paper said.

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Let’s not mince words shall we?

Am I the only one that hopes I arrive home to a woman in her closet?

Maybe not that woman…but, yes…a woman, none the less. This is the stuff fantasies are created from…am I right? It’s probably not my girlfriend’s fantasy that I find a woman in the closet, but come to think of it, it’s really never come up in conversation, so I don’t know for sure.

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Before I forget, I wanted to talk about some other women in the closet, or coming out of it, or at least doing something around the subject…

Paul at Gay Condo seems to be the source to go to for talking about lesbians recently . I didn’t know that gay men could get this worked up about a girl-girl “thing”, but it’s so cute I could just hug him:

From Paul: Mackenzie Rosman (7th heaven) is totally gay!

I wonder what her TV mother would say…I used to marginally enjoy watching 7th Heaven, but I always thought that Jessica Biel was the most likely to turn out gay. Mackenzie Rosman played the spunky little curly-haired girl Ruthie. She’s 19 now and has blossomed into a hot piece of lesbian ass. I was clued into this a while back via Amanda-Faye’s blog, she’s like my go-to girl for all the Hollywood lesbian dirt. Recently photos have surfaced on the internet of her sucking face with another girl. I’m not going to post them here but if you must see them click here. (Full story)

…and if that wasn’t enough, here’s Paul with another big scoop!

Please…Please Let It Be True:
…has Lindsay Lohan gone gay???

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In case you’ve missed it, Lindsay Lohan has been spotted all over the place with gold-star gay DJ Samantha Ronson. Either we’re all being played like a cheap fiddle or there is some truth to the rumors that they’ve been getting nasty together. The pair insist they are just friends, but I’m not so sure…

Part of me thinks they’re just fucking with us, and it’s not like I want Lindsay Lohan to become the face of bi women. Either way, the entertainment value of all this has got to be worth something right? Please, please let there be a sex tape! (Full story)