It’s a long drawn out story involving 3 gay Asian guys at Hotel Yesterday’s “Tomorrow Bar”. It includes a party for Margaret Cho’s Celebrity Family Feud episode, and a fugu eating contest.
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Take home from the Margaret Cho party? She’s got a good sense of humor when you ask her if she’s Chinese. For the record, she’s American, and her parents (pictured above) are from Korea. She throws a great party complete with contests where you can win fabulous prizes. Just don’t be as stupid as me and say yes, you’ll eat whatever it is, just because you’re stuck in China, and the prize is a plane ticket home.
Enter the pufferfish, stage left.
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You’ve heard about this stuff. The liver ovaries and skin of the fish contain the poison tetrodotoxin. They prepare the dish so that you get enough of the stuff to get a euphoric sensation, but not enough of the stuff to get “dead”. It’s not even a Chinese dish…it’s a Japanese dish. Come to think of it, the gay Asian guys that talked me into going to the Cho party and entering the contest weren’t even Chinese. I think they were Thai. Whatever. The take home here is I won the contest and got a plane ticket home. Bonus? I know how they came up with those cartoon characters for the Olympics. It took me all night to come down from the fugu high and I saw all kinds of fun things, including these guys.
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…I’d like to personally thank Dr. Chin. He’s the acupuncturist that helped with a speedy recovery.
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The only lingering effects of the fugu and the whole China mess is having to brush 3 times a day with “Black Charcoal toothpaste” and writing long rambling incoherent blog posts. Hopefully it will all go away after a good night’s sleep. “
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