New lesbian cruise company to set sail in 2009

There’s a new player in the lesbian cruise market, a San Francisco-based company called Sweet.

The newly-formed outfit has chartered a Norwegian Cruise Line ship, the 1,972-passenger Norwegian Spirit, for its first voyage, scheduled for late 2009.

The seven-night trip, dubbed the Sweet Caribbean Cruise, will start in New Orleans on Nov. 8, 2009, and include calls in Costa Maya and Cozumel, Mexico; Belize City, Belize; and Roatan, Honduras. Sweet also is selling a two-day, pre-departure New Orleans package that includes city tours, voluntourism and ecotourism programs, as well as a kick-off celebration.

Voluntourism is going to a big part of the Sweet experience. Norwegian says Sweet is working with local agencies in an effort to leave each port better than they found it. The line says projects will address local needs like education, wildlife and natural resource preservation.

Sweet’s first cruise also will feature nationally-known performers such as comedienne Suzanne Westenhoefer, musical artist Jen Foster, comedienne Erin Foley and singer Edie Carey. Norwegian says Sweet also is working with the country’s largest lesbian party promoter, Club Skirts, to host tea dances and parties on board.

Sweet is taking bookings for the voyage at 877-793-3830; more information is available at discoversweet.com.

What exactly is Daniel Radcliffe’s play about?

Dlisted: Last night, I went to see Harry Potter’s peen in its Broadway debut in that play about horseys and smoke. Seriously, there was a lot of smoke in that shit. I thought I was hot boxin’ with Snoop Dogg. Anywang, let’s just get to the important shit, shall we?

Harry’s wand makes its appearance at the end of the second act, so you have to sit through a lot of acting stuff before then. The acting stuff (especially Richard Griffiths) is good and that’s saying a lot coming from my grouchy ass. However, the director immediately needs to address the peen issue. This is my issue: I could barely see that shit! It was dark as hell during his peen’s scene. I wanted to shout, “Somebody! Turn on the fucking lights! I can’t see his dick!” His peen even looked like it was ready to give the performance of a lifetime! From what I did see, it was standing straight up, eager to entertain us. Put a spotlight on it! The peen obviously wants to show us what it can do. When the light would hit it, I would see it getting all excited, thinking the moment its been waiting for finally arrived. That moment never came and neither did he. Overall, the peen is short and not showcased enough. It was ready, willing and able, but it never got the chance.

And don’t even ask me if I got pictures of that shit! I was told that if the ushers catch you taking pictures, they will shame you in front of everyone by taking your cell phone away. I don’t want to be known as the bitch who got caught taking pictures of Harry’s peen. It’s bad enough that I’m devoting an entire post to Harry Potter’s cock! Yes, I’m desperate.

Oh and let me just briefly talk about Richard Griffiths’ magnificent belly. I was probably mesmerized by his belly of wonder than I was by Harry’s junk. I want to sit on top of Richard’s belly and eat a peach. It’s fucking amazing. (continue reading)