The UKDailyMail reported that a headteacher has come under fire from parents and pupils after banning two 16-year-olds from school for being ‘too blonde’.

Raegan Booth, 16, and Aby Western, 15, say they were threatened with expulsion by David Alexander unless they dyed their hair brown.

The girls claim they are being forced to adhere to the strict dress code of Rednock School in  Dursley, Gloucestershire, in order to sit GCSE exams.

But Raegan remains adamant that her hair is a natural shade of blonde.

Raegan Booth (left) and Aby Western

Here’s a picture of the poor, innocent, blonde school girls…or wait…is this the picture of a poor, innocent, blonde school girl?

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Either way…here’s some free advice, although you both look like you get paid for something already.

Raegan? Aby? Go ahead and f*ck your way through high school, because you’re never going to get anywhere else doing anything else dressed like hookers. Yes…even if you f*ck each other…I won’t believe you’re really lesbians. The other option is less glamorous initially, but will keep you out of a heap of trouble later on: tone down the porn look, and go back to being a teenager.

Headteacher Alexander? Don’t be the one to f*ck them. Let some dumbass kid try and hope he knows how to use a condom, since it looks like this story takes place in a nice secular country that hasn’t banned them yet. Don’t switch to thinking of young boys in school uniforms either-just run that narrow line called adulthood, and in the next school newspaper, run some boring science fair project winners to cool everyone down. Thanks ever so.

23 Comments

  1. You’re a dick

  2. I think that is a first…being called a dick-you’ve made my day!

  3. “But Raegan remains adamant that her hair is a natural shade of blonde.” And those are natural dark roots showing through.

  4. Both look like a couple of slappers to me. Soon be seeing phone clips of them on their knees sucking cock before getting a wad of ‘man fat’ straight in the eye.

  5. wow…thanks for leaving something to the imagination. No wonder I’m gay.

  6. Hostess, you’re killing me. LOL

    • you’re being nice…the comments are getting out of control on this one. I might have stepped too far over some line…I’m gonna read one of your insightful political posts and cleanse my palette.

  7. No line crossed in my book. I think you were dead on, but what I was laughing at was your responses to the comments. Especially the last one. Maybe I shouldn’t have, but I laughed when I read it.

  8. FUCKING TARTS

  9. I can’t imagine too many men, or lesbian women, who wouldn’t want to hop in the sack with those two. If hebephilia is a disease, then I’m as sick as they come, and proud of it.

    Now, do I believe that’s their natural hair color? Not a chance. But does the headteacher really have nothing better to worry about? And how much you want to bet that old David Alexander beats off every night thinking of Raegan and Aby?

    • Hebephilia refers to an adult’s sexual preference for pubescent youths; the term was introduced by Glueck (1955).[1] It differs from ephebophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in individuals in mid- to late adolescence,[2] and from pedophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in prepubescent children.[3] While individuals with a sexual preference for adults (i.e., teleiophiles) may have some sexual interest in pubescent-aged individuals,[4] the term hebephilia is reserved for those who prefer pubescent-aged individuals over adults.

      My advice to you is to get a good lawyer…

  10. Well then, if ephebephilia is a disease, then I’m as sick as they come, and proud of it!

    Now to be more serious, I was just making a point. Most men WOULD find those girls to be sexually desirable, though they might not admit it and though they might not have a PREFERENCE for girls that age. Personally, I think they look older than their stated ages, and they really don’t interest me much sexually.

    Your advice about the lawyer leaves me baffled.

  11. Count…your age…count…the age of those girls…count…on an arrest…count on needing a good lawyer
    -or-
    Do what you did which was say most men and lesbians would want to hop in the sack with those girls, then say they don’t interest you sexually.

  12. Well, I did know a girl once whose hair was naturally blond in the summer time and brown in the winter – it turned blond in strong sunlight – and that led to natural blond hair with natural brown roots for part of the year. So it’s possible that Raegan has natural blond hair – though it’s unlikely.

    In any case, meh. Pedobear says “Too Old is Too Old.”

  13. I find you a little hard to read, if you know what I mean, but I’ve gotcha on the lawyer thing now. Don’t worry, all is fine.

    OTOH, I detect a suggestion that I’m being a hypocrite in your last sentence to me. Rest assured that I’m very well aware of my primary orientation, and Raegan & Aby aren’t part of it. My tastes run more along the lines of the younger Fanning sister, if you know what I mean.

    • No harm intended, Gary…my banter is hard for even me to understand. Glad you stopped by…and we do have something very basic in common-we both love women, so I’ve got to like you…

  14. The schools dress code most likely says that girls have to have natural colored hair. It’s not that they are not natural blonds. It’s that the color is not something you would see in nature. Some employers have the same dress code.
    After saying this I really don’t see how their hair color should matter anyway. I think the headmaster is just being a dick to give the appearance of doing his job to the parents ,or he made a pass at the girls and now he’s covering his ass. :)

    • queen_cloudy_cottonmouth
    • Posted May 22, 2009 at 2:22 am
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    Perhaps the girls are spending school time worrying about their appearance and grooming themselves, and the headmaster thinks that, as brunettes, they’ll work harder @ their studies. Kind of farfetched, but who knows? They kind of look like the sort of girls who would spend most of their time in the lavatory ‘practising’ kissing.

  15. I have to admit I was chuckling reading these posts. One thing to bring as a point: the girls said their hair was “A natural shade of blonde, not necessarily their OWN natural colour. I believe the rules of the school are against unnatural hair colours, i.e. green, purple, blue.. colours that would distract the other students. Hostess, I must commend you on keeping your attitude light and happy.

  16. Now, do I believe that’s their natural hair color? Not a chance. But does the headteacher really have nothing better to worry about ? Both look like a couple of slappers to me.If you are considering a top girls schools for your daughter, you can find best of the girls schools information here. Girls schools give the valuable education to the girls. The instructors of these schools are well qualified and experienced. These academies also offer various career making courses and programs.

  17. You are so Beautiful

  18. the head teacher obviously wants them to die there hair and stop looking like little slags so he doesnt end up fukin one of them i know the two girls personaly and must say the younger one gives an amazing blowjob

  19. Awesome, I didn’t heard about that until now. Cheers.


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