Last wee I got into a discussion with the guys at the office about football players wearing jock straps. Actually, I learned the term “going commando” and learned that most NFL players are now doing it.
Hostess: WTF is “Going Commando?!” Is that a play or something?
Office guys: It’s when a player doesn’t wear a cup.
Hostess: You mean his junk is just hanging out flopping in the breeze while he’s playing football?!
Office guys: No…they wear those compression shorts to keep everything tucked together.
Hostess: But what if they get hit in the nuts? Won’t that hurt?
Office guys: They say that the cup pinches things and does more harm than good.
Hostess: Yeah, until someone gets a helmet to the testicle.
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So all weekend long I looked at football players crotches to see if I could discern whether or not they were sporting a cup or going commando. I was fascinated.
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Maybe no cup, but what about some padding down there? It hurts to get knocked in the knuts.