UnicornBooty: SEOUL, South Korea – South Korean customs officials say they have arrested eight men over a scheme to allegedly smuggle gold out of the country by hiding it in their rectums.
The Korea Customs Service said Monday the men allegedly transformed $260,000 in gold bars into small beads and smuggled them in their rectums to Japan two times in 2010 to avoid import taxes.
South Korea says Japanese custom officials caught the men on their second attempt and sent them home after imposing fines. Later, one of the suspects allegedly orchestrated an unsuccessful bid to smuggle gold bars from Mongolia to Hong Kong using a similar method.
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How the hell did customs figure out they had golden asses? They’ve never looked up my ass going through customs. They did break my giant bottle of vodka once in Miami though. They were so embarrassed that they waved me right through.
When you read your comment real-quick-like it sounds like you had the vodka stuffed up your ass. I had to slow down and reread this one…
The bottle of vodka wasn’t that big.
So I’m assuming the gold set off the precious metal detecter ?