Jezebel: Heterosexual Awareness Month Idiots Claim They’re the ‘Official Sponsors’ of Valentine’s Day
Well, first. July is Heterosexual Awareness Month (HAM). What, you didn’t know? Maybe that’s because every other month is heterosexual awareness month, too? Or maybe it’s because it’s a fake fake holiday? Or maybe it’s because what the fucking fuck are these fucking idiots talking about!?No matter! The HAM Brain Trust recently made-up the made-up Heterosexual Awareness Month, and now they’re seeking to claim ownership of Valentine’s Day. #lolololololol.
They posted to Facebook:
HAM is pleased to announce that we are now the official sponsor of one of the most celebrated days of Hetero Love!
Don’t these fuckers know St. Valentine was executed for performing controversial marriages?